ARCTIC ASSAULT: COLORADO REIGNS SUPREME WHILE THE PENS SCORCH THE DEEP FREEZE!

Hockey playerListen up, puck-heads! While the rest of North America was busy digging their cars out of record-breaking snowdrifts and shivering in a Polar Vortex that saw wind chills hit -30, the NHL was heating up to a boiling point! We’re talking about a weekend where over 185 million people were under winter alerts, yet these gladiators on ice were out there delivering absolute carnage!

​If you thought the ice storm in Georgia was intense, you haven’t seen the shift in these rankings. We’ve got teams rising from the depths and others sliding faster than an 18-wheeler on an icy Trans-Canada. Grab your coffee, turn up the heat, and let’s dive into the carnage!

THE ELITE ELITE: THE TOP 5

​The air is thin at the top, and for these teams, the “extreme cold” is just their natural habitat.

  • Colorado (1, 1621): The Avalanche are a force of nature. Even with a slight rating dip, they hold a 99% chance of making the dance and a staggering 22% chance to hoist the Cup. They are the gold standard.
  • Tampa Bay (2, 1581): The Bolts are as steady as a block of permafrost. They’ve locked down a 98% playoff probability and show no signs of cracking under the pressure.
  • Dallas (3, 1550): Deep in the heart of Texas, where the power grids were struggling, the Stars kept the lights on. They remain a lock at 99% playoff odds.
  • Carolina (4, 1547): The Canes are a nightmare for the rest of the Metro. They’re sitting pretty with a 96% chance to play spring hockey.
  • Buffalo (5, +4, 1546): BOOM! The Sabres just kicked the door down! A massive four-spot jump into the top five. Buffalo is officially dangerous, seeing their playoff odds skyrocket by 19% this week alone!

​THE BIGGEST RISERS: CLIMBING THE GLACIER

​While everyone else was hibernating, these squads were out there hunting!

  • Pittsburgh (7, +7, 1532): Absolute FIRE! The Penguins are the biggest story of the week, jumping seven spots! Sid and the boys are defying the aging process, boosting their playoff hopes by 19% in a single week.
  • Philadelphia (18, +4, 1497): Don’t count out the Broad Street Bullies! They fought through the freeze to gain 12 rating points and climb four spots.
  • Seattle (22, +4, 1480): The Kraken are emerging from the deep! A four-spot climb keeps their postseason dreams alive at 41%.

THE BIGGEST FALLERS: SLIPPING ON BLACK ICE

​Some teams forgot to put the winter tires on, and it shows. The carnage is real.

  • Edmonton (12, -7, 1514): TOTAL COLLAPSE! The Oilers hit a patch of black ice and spun out, dropping seven spots and losing 20 rating points. Their Cup odds took a 2% hit, and fans are screaming for answers!
  • NY Islanders (20, -5, 1488): A disaster on Long Island. They plummeted five spots and saw their playoff odds crater by 24%. That’s not just a slump; that’s a freefall!
  • Calgary (25, -5, 1472): The Flames are getting extinguished. A five-spot drop has them sitting at a measly 6% chance to make the playoffs.

DIVISION DOGFIGHTS: THE WAR FOR THE CROWN

​The divisional boundaries are turning into trenches. Here is how the landscape shifted after a weekend of blizzard-fueled hockey:

Atlantic Division

​It’s a three-headed monster! Tampa Bay (2, 1581) holds the best win odds at 64%, but Detroit (6, +2, 1535) is the current divisional leader in the odds race at 17% (up 6%). Meanwhile, Buffalo (5, +4, 1546) is the dark horse charging from behind. Toronto (15, -4, 1504) is in serious trouble, with their playoff odds tanking by 23%!

Central Division

Colorado (1, 1621) has a literal vice grip on this division with 98% win odds. Minnesota (9, -3, 1524) and Dallas (3, 1550) are just fighting for the scraps at this point. The rest of the division—Chicago, St. Louis, Winnipeg—are effectively frozen out of the title race with <1% win odds.

Metropolitan Division

Carolina (4, 1547) is the king of the hill with 68% win odds, but look out for Pittsburgh (7, +7, 1532)! The Pens saw their division win odds jump by 10% this week to a respectable 21%. The Islanders are the biggest losers here, seeing their division hopes nearly vanish.

Pacific Division

Vegas (8, -2, 1526) still leads the pack with 50% win odds, but they’re bleeding. Edmonton (12, -7, 1514) dropped a massive 10% in their division win probability. Keep an eye on Anaheim (28, +1, 1468)—their odds to win the Pacific jumped by 8%, the biggest shift in the division!

Here’s the rankings and ratings. Changes shown are from last week’s report.

The top 5

1. Colorado Avalanche (1621, 5)

Record: 35-6-9, 1st in Central Division

Chances of:

  • Making the playoffs: >99%
  • Winning the President’s Trophy: 91% (1)
  • Winning the Stanley Cup: 22%

Last week: 2-1-1

  • January 19: Won 5-2 vs. Washington Capitals (16th, 1498)
  • January 21: Lost in SO 2-1 vs. Anaheim Ducks (28th, 1468)
  • January 23: Lost 7-3 vs. Philadelphia Flyers (18th, 1497)
  • January 25: Won 4-1 @ Toronto Maple Leafs (15th, 1504)

Next week:

  • January 28: @ Ottawa Senators (16th, 1498)
  • January 29: @ Montreal Canadiens (13th, 1513)
  • January 31: @ Detroit Red Wings (6th, 1535)

2. Tampa Bay Lightning (1581, 7)

Record: 32-14-4, 2nd in Atlantic Division

Chances of:

  • Making the playoffs: 98%
  • Winning the President’s Trophy: 5% (1)
  • Winning the Stanley Cup: 11% (1)

Last week: 2-1-0

  • January 20: Won 4-1 vs. San Jose Sharks (29th, 1461)
  • January 23: Won in SO 2-1 @ Chicago Blackhawks (30th, 1445)
  • January 24: Lost 8-5 @ Columbus Blue Jackets (20th, 1488)

Next week:

  • January 26: vs. Utah Mammoth (14th, 1508)
  • January 29: vs. Winnipeg Jets (23rd, 1479)
  • February 1: vs. Boston Bruins (11th, 1520)

3. Dallas Stars (1550, 3)

Record: 29-14-9, 3rd in Central Division

Chances of:

  • Making the playoffs: 99% (1)
  • Winning the President’s Trophy: 1%
  • Winning the Stanley Cup: 7% (1)

Last week: 2-1-0

  • January 20: Won 6-2 vs. Boston Bruins (11th, 1520)
  • January 22: Lost 1-0 @ Columbus Blue Jackets (20th, 1488)
  • January 23: Won 3-2 vs. St. Louis Blues (24th, 1476)

Next week:

  • January 27: @ St. Louis Blues (24th, 1476)
  • January 29: @ Vegas Golden Knights (8th, 1526)
  • January 31: @ Utah Mammoth (14th, 1508)

4. Carolina Hurricanes 1 (1547, 12)

Record: 32-15-5, 1st in Metropolitan Division

Chances of:

  • Making the playoffs: 96% (2)
  • Winning the President’s Trophy: 1%
  • Winning the Stanley Cup: 7% (1)

Last week: 2-0-1

  • January 19: Won 2-1 vs. Buffalo Sabres (5th, 1546)
  • January 22: Lost in SO 4-3 vs. Chicago Blackhawks (30th, 1445)
  • January 24: Won 4-1 @ Ottawa Senators (16th, 1498)

Next week:

  • January 29: vs. Utah Mammoth (14th, 1508)
  • January 31: @ Washington Capitals (16th, 1498)
  • February 1: vs. Los Angeles Kings (19th, 1496)

5. Buffalo Sabres 2 (1546, 15)

Record: 29-17-5, 3rd in Atlantic Division

Chances of:

  • Making the playoffs: 79% (14)
  • Winning the President’s Trophy: <1%
  • Winning the Stanley Cup: 5% (1)

Last week: 3-1-0

  • January 19: Lost 2-1 @ Carolina Hurricanes (4th, 1547)
  • January 20: Won 5-3 @ Nashville Predators (26th, 1470)
  • January 22: Won 4-2 @ Montreal Canadiens (13th, 1513)
  • January 24: Won 5-0 @ New York Islanders (20th, 1488)

Next week:

  • January 27: @ Toronto Maple Leafs (15th, 1504)
  • January 29: vs. Los Angeles Kings (19th, 1496)
  • January 31: vs. Montreal Canadiens (13th, 1513)

Overall Ratings

 1       Colorado Avalanche            1621 (5)
 2       Tampa Bay Lightning           1581 (7)
 3       Dallas Stars                  1550 (3)
 4       Carolina Hurricanes (1)      1547 (12)
 5       Buffalo Sabres (2)           1546 (15)
 6       Detroit Red Wings (3)        1535 (10)
 7       Pittsburgh Penguins (8)      1532 (31)
 8       Vegas Golden Knights (4)     1526 (17)
 9       Minnesota Wild                1524 (1)
10       Florida Panthers (1)         1523 (2)
11       Boston Bruins (2)            1520 (8)
12       Edmonton Oilers (6)          1514 (20)
13       Montreal Canadiens (1)       1513 (8)
14       Utah Mammoth (1)             1508 (7)
15       Toronto Maple Leafs (7)      1504 (23)
16 (tie) Ottawa Senators (1)          1498 (2)
16 (tie) Washington Capitals (2)      1498 (4)
18       Philadelphia Flyers (8)      1497 (22)
19       Los Angeles Kings             1496 (6)
20 (tie) Columbus Blue Jackets (4)    1488 (9)
20 (tie) New York Islanders (2)       1488 (7)
22       Seattle Kraken (1)           1480 (3)
23       Winnipeg Jets (1)            1479 (8)
24       St. Louis Blues (3)          1476 (12)
25       Calgary Flames (6)           1472 (18)
26       Nashville Predators (1)      1470 (8)
27       New Jersey Devils             1469 (11)
28       Anaheim Ducks (2)            1468 (21)
29       San Jose Sharks               1461 (12)
30       Chicago Blackhawks (1)       1445 (6)
31       New York Rangers (4)         1439 (19)
32       Vancouver Canucks             1399 (11)

Chances of Winning Division

Metropolitan Division

 1       Carolina Hurricanes           68% (2)
 2       Pittsburgh Penguins (1)      21% (11)
 3       New York Islanders (1)       5% (9)
 4       Philadelphia Flyers (1)      3%
 5 (tie) Columbus Blue Jackets (1)    1% (1)
 5 (tie) New Jersey Devils (2)        1%
 5 (tie) Washington Capitals (1)      1% (3)
 8       New York Rangers              <1%

Atlantic Division

 1       Tampa Bay Lightning           64% (4)
 2       Detroit Red Wings             17% (7)
 3       Buffalo Sabres (1)           10% (4)
 4       Montreal Canadiens (1)       4% (4)
 5       Boston Bruins                 3%
 6       Florida Panthers (1)         2%
 7 (tie) Ottawa Senators (1)          <1%
 7 (tie) Toronto Maple Leafs (2)      <1% (3)

Central Division

 1       Colorado Avalanche            98%
 2       Dallas Stars                  2% (1)
 3       Minnesota Wild (1)           1%
 4 (tie) Chicago Blackhawks            <1%
 4 (tie) Nashville Predators           <1%
 4 (tie) St. Louis Blues               <1%
 4 (tie) Utah Mammoth                  <1%
 4 (tie) Winnipeg Jets                 <1%

Pacific Division

 1       Vegas Golden Knights          50% (13)
 2       Edmonton Oilers               20% (5)
 3       Anaheim Ducks (3)            11% (10)
 4       Los Angeles Kings             9% (6)
 5       San Jose Sharks               6% (4)
 6       Seattle Kraken (3)           4%
 7 (tie) Calgary Flames (1)           <1% (1)
 7 (tie) Vancouver Canucks (1)        <1%

Making the Playoffs

Metropolitan Division

 1       Carolina Hurricanes           96% (2)
 2       Pittsburgh Penguins (1)      80% (26)
 3       New York Islanders (1)       46% (18)
 4       Philadelphia Flyers (1)      42% (14)
 5       Washington Capitals (1)      23% (15)
 6       Columbus Blue Jackets         22% (1)
 7       New Jersey Devils             20% (5)
 8       New York Rangers              1% (6)

Atlantic Division

 1       Tampa Bay Lightning           98%
 2       Detroit Red Wings             89% (9)
 3       Buffalo Sabres (1)           79% (14)
 4       Montreal Canadiens (1)       63% (11)
 5       Boston Bruins                 58% (6)
 6       Florida Panthers (1)         49% (6)
 7       Toronto Maple Leafs (2)      22% (30)
 8       Ottawa Senators               11% (4)

Central Division

 1       Colorado Avalanche            >99%
 2       Dallas Stars                  99% (1)
 3       Minnesota Wild                97% (1)
 4       Utah Mammoth                  76% (11)
 5       Nashville Predators           24% (13)
 6       Winnipeg Jets                 7% (8)
 7       Chicago Blackhawks (1)       6% (1)
 8       St. Louis Blues (1)          5% (9)

Pacific Division

 1       Vegas Golden Knights          92% (5)
 2       Edmonton Oilers               76% (12)
 3       Anaheim Ducks (3)            64% (33)
 4       Los Angeles Kings             58% (12)
 5       San Jose Sharks               49% (10)
 6       Seattle Kraken (3)           41% (8)
 7       Calgary Flames                6% (15)
 8       Vancouver Canucks             <1%

Winning the President’s Trophy

 1       Colorado Avalanche            91% (1)
 2       Tampa Bay Lightning           5% (1)
 3 (tie) Carolina Hurricanes           1%
 3 (tie) Dallas Stars                  1%
 3 (tie) Detroit Red Wings (3)        1% (1)

Everyone else has less than a 1% chance of winning the President’s Trophy.

Winning the Stanley Cup

 1       Colorado Avalanche            22%
 2       Tampa Bay Lightning           11% (1)
 3 (tie) Carolina Hurricanes           7% (1)
 3 (tie) Dallas Stars                  7% (1)
 5 (tie) Buffalo Sabres (2)           5% (1)
 5 (tie) Detroit Red Wings (2)        5% (1)
 5 (tie) Pittsburgh Penguins (8)      5% (3)
 5 (tie) Vegas Golden Knights (2)     5% (1)
 9       Minnesota Wild (2)           4%
10 (tie) Boston Bruins (3)            3% (1)
10 (tie) Edmonton Oilers (4)          3% (2)
10 (tie) Florida Panthers (1)         3%
10 (tie) Montreal Canadiens (3)       3% (1)
10 (tie) Utah Mammoth (3)             3% (1)
15 (tie) Los Angeles Kings (2)        2%
15 (tie) New York Islanders (2)       2%
15 (tie) Philadelphia Flyers (4)      2% (1)
18 (tie) Anaheim Ducks (10)           1% (1)
18 (tie) Columbus Blue Jackets (1)    1%
18 (tie) Nashville Predators (1)      1%
18 (tie) New Jersey Devils (10)       1% (1)
18 (tie) Ottawa Senators (1)          1%
18 (tie) San Jose Sharks (1)          1%
18 (tie) Seattle Kraken (1)           1%
18 (tie) Toronto Maple Leafs (7)      1% (2)
18 (tie) Washington Capitals (5)      1% (1)
27 (tie) Calgary Flames (8)           <1% (1)
27 (tie) Chicago Blackhawks (1)       <1%
27 (tie) New York Rangers (1)         <1%
27 (tie) St. Louis Blues (8)          <1% (1)
27 (tie) Vancouver Canucks (1)        <1%
27 (tie) Winnipeg Jets (8)            <1% (1)